Ham & Cheese
Dialogue (for those who don’t want to squint to read the text)
Deli man: What can I get for you today, son?
Boy: I wanna choose please!
Deli man: Yes, you may choose – what would you like?
Deli man: Ok! How about some ham?
Boy: No! Choose! CHOOSE!
Teacher: Remember boys and girls, if you have two geese and you take away one, you only have one goose left!